I'm Cry, literally.

bulletproofvestyourgays:

Wynonna:

Waverly:

Nicole:

Dolls:

Jeremy:

Bobo:

Champ:

(via heir-to-the-commander)

geekazoid12:

Crowley: it costs $400 to go see a therapist

Crowley: it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes

Aziraphale, softly: no

thedinodad:

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

I t s b a c k

(via broadway-is-a-thing)

shitcom-deactivated20230705:

beejohnlocked:

argentinelakeduck:

donesparce:

donesparce:

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

This is my favorite post

(via spyderbones)

neyruto:

neyruto:

we all talk about piss

Originally posted by anta-e

sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say

(via homocorn)